I'm so predictable

I knew it, I just knew it. The other reason I've never started a blog is because of all the things I mentioned last time. I have the attention span of a two year old and just can't commit! It hurts me to sit still for over ninety seconds at a time and as pathetic as that is, I just don't care!!! it's a shame though because I have such insight, I have so much to share. :P Maybe I should try meditation but that too would involve sitting still - arrrgggghhh! Valium should do nicely. Now to find a doctor that might prescribe solely for the purpose of blogging...