This morning, upon spilling a very large noodle bowl filled with sloppy Weet Bix and milk all over my white kitchen tiles, he proceeded to mop it up for me...
...using my brand spanking new, pale green, fluffy feather duster.
It's not so fluffy anymore.
5 comments:
You have a feather duster????
I don't even have a feather duster now who is a Susie!!!!!!!!
Oh come ON! Everyone knows that a feather duster is the lazy bitch's version. As if I'M gonna spray some polish type shit on a surface and buff it... I much prefer to merely flick it all someplace else! :D
And you may recall, I said "brand spanking new"? Well, why do you think THAT is?
And I thought that Feather Dusters were just really large sex fetish toys!
Do you mean to say I am supposed to use them on the furniture?
Bah- don't disturb the dust I say. It looks good on the wine bottles
Made Joel spray his coffee, that one cracked us up.
At least it wasn't one of those spinning duster thingos I've seen on the infomercials I should not be watching. I want me one of those. Wouldn't even have to move the wrist to fling crud around the room.
PS You've been tagged...
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