Monday 12 May 2008

Shedding hmmm?

Whoever saw fit to describe menses as the shedding of the uterine lining is a FUCKHEAD - and absolutely must be male! Shedding?! Now come on! Show some respect please. That makes it sound all pleasant-like; as if it just floats on down - ever so gently - through one's cervix.

BULLSHIT!!! I'm not fooled medicos. No way, no how. I am all too aware of the bug-eyed gremlins inhabiting my uterus, wearing soccer boots and hacking away at me with ice picks.

Shedding, from here on in, shall be known as hacking and it's not up for discussion.

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