Friday 6 June 2008

What I learnt today

If a toddler asks you for a biscuit and it breaks coming out of the packet, he will think he has two biscuits. Woo hoo, watch me save an absolute fortune on groceries next week!

With a chop chop here and a break break there...

5 comments:

Superbonus said...

Um. Aren't you forgetting that I won't fall for that old trick? No half roast lambs for me please.

muser said...

lol

Simone said...

Impressive- will store that one for future use

In reverse... One large piece of chocolate cake is still only one piece of chocolate cake..right? Even if you could cut it into two decent size pieces?

Mothership said...

Of course Simone, of course! And here's the hot tip: If you wash said chocolate cake down with Diet Coke, it cancels out the calories!

Remember Superbonus, half a roast beats the crap out of no roast. :P

Emma said...

Oh, how I wish we lived iin that world! This toddler believes that any broken, chipped or otherwise imperfect biscuit warrants tears and is inedible; therefore requireing another. Awkward when it's the last in the packet - and of course the most likely to be 'ruined'!