"What would you like for Valentine's Day?" he asks me a few weeks ago. "Meh, that's a lot of shit; don't bother with it." I tell him in earnest.
I've since changed my mind.
Dear Valentine's Day God
What I would really and dearly love as a gift right now is for everyone to shut the fuck up. Just for an hour.
Kind regards from The Exhausted One.
I've since changed my mind.
Dear Valentine's Day God
What I would really and dearly love as a gift right now is for everyone to shut the fuck up. Just for an hour.
Kind regards from The Exhausted One.
2 comments:
Sorry but I already ordered a big cup of shut the fuck up for MY Valentines pressie.
Good Jesus, TELL me they've not sold out!!!!!
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