Wednesday 6 February 2008

The joys of parenthood

So Fathership wakes H2 for a feed tonight and sits her on his lap. "Oh oh" he says and I ask him what's up. "My inner thigh just got really, really warm." he tells me with horror. He lifts her to allow further investigation and one sniff of the dampness tells me he's fairly safe as far as substance goes.

Bet in all his years he never thought he'd be relieved for someone to have urinated on him.

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